Shay: if you like platformers, especially hard platformers
Shay: play Super Meat Boy
Shay: just an FYI
Brad: Your mom likes to play super meatboy, but it's not a platformer
Shay: it's not hard either.
Brad: ohsnap
Brad: I see what you did there.com
Brad: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Brad: oops
Brad: I was pressing W to go forward
Brad: .... in this chat window. Doesn't work
Shay: You are in a grassy meadow. You are holding a wooden pickaxe. There is a cube sun in the sky above you. Before you is tree, a pig, and an infinite plane of random mountains.
Brad: dig hole
Brad: in pig
Shay: don't understand "dig". or "in".
Brad: harvest sweet sweet bacon
Shay: don't understand "harvest"
Brad: taste bacon
Shay: don't understand "taste"
Brad: load bacon
Shay: don't understand "load". HINT: This game only accepts standard FPS commands.
Brad: right click
Shay: you hit the pig with your pickaxe. it squeals and dies. bacon lies directly before you.
Brad: left click
Shay: you collect the bacon.
Shay: the cubic sun moves slightly lower towards the horizon
Brad: w
Shay: you move 1 foot north.
Brad: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Shay: you move 5 feet north. a tree is now before you
Brad: ddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddddwwwaawwwssssss
Brad: spacebar
Brad: sssssssssssssssa
Shay: you move 4 ft east, 15 ft north, 4 more ft east, and jump off a mountain
Shay: you have died
Shay: the cubist sun sinks a bit lower.
Brad: esc
Shay: select option: respawn, adjust sound, adjust graphics, load new level, load multiplayer
Brad: X
Shay: nothing happens.
Brad: ctrl alt del
Shay: here are your running processes: GTalk.exe, IQpierce.exe, Photoshop.exe
Brad: iqpierce.exe
Shay: what do you want to do to IQpierce.exe?
Brad: kill process
Shay is now offline.
Brad: Shay?
Shay is currently offline. Your messages will not be received.
Brad: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
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Monday, November 15, 2010
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