Adventure #-1 In Reverse

This is Adventure #-1, with each line in reverse order.

Brad: It's what I do
Shay: you hurt my head sometimes, Brad.
Shay: ????
Shay: am I alive?
Shay: what
Brad: Invalid name. You have died. Your corpse is resurrected in the oppressed leprechaun village. The slug overlord gazes upon you in a threatening way. He stoops down and offers you a plate of something tasty.
Shay: ... I'm confused by all this, but at least I know I'm not going to die at the end!
Brad: Don't understand "confused "
Brad: The slug overlord offers you a dainty cake made of leavened bread and frosting as a symbol of peace and friendship. "I am sure this will ease your pain."
Shay: man.. this is kinda painful...
Brad: Offended, the evil Slug Overlord lunges at you with tentacles and howitzer legs,, certain doom is upon you as you remember what your uncle once told you about evil slug overlords. "You gotta just wait for them to trip on their shoelaces. They never tie their shoes"
Shay: wait!
Brad: You have defeated the evil slug overlord. The leprechaun people have been freed, but at a heavy cost. Your now loyal subjects pledge their undying loyalty and as many wishes as you can use in your lifetime.
Shay: shun leprechauns
Brad: You have shunned his people for the last time. The leprechaun haberdasher offers you a talisman of internal incontinence.
Shay: take talisman of internal inconsistency; e
Brad: You have crossed the river to the east. Further east is the HALL OF MIRRORS. An aged sign says "Beware of Pineapple Upside Down Cake"
Shay: e
Brad: The Pineapple Upside Down Cake has cornered you in the hall of mirrors. It will serve you riddles until your mind breaks. You may not survive.
Shay: eat pineapple upside-down cake; i
Brad: You have: Seven dwarven charms, A talisman of eternal seepage, MAGIC ROPE
Shay: look
Brad: To the East is PIT O SLUGS To the West is ALCATRAZ to the North is Magic Kingdom
Shay: this is running backwards?
Brad: Don't understand "backwards"
Shay: my corpse is clumsy.
Brad: You have fallen into a pit of slugs
Shay: my corpse stands up
Brad: You are being eaten by slugs
Shay: :O
Brad: You have died
Shay: What am I doing?
Shay: I'm so good at this!
Brad: Achievements unlocked - 8
Shay: Yay!
Brad: Score 1,300